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Smart is the new sexy
Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started, wait...
The earth began to cool,
The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools,
We built a wall (we built the pyramids),
Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries,
That all started with the big bang!
BANG!!
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started, wait...
The earth began to cool,
The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools,
We built a wall (we built the pyramids),
Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries,
That all started with the big bang!
BANG!!
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You will never walk alone!
*One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone
shouted...'Look at that dead bird!' Someone looked up at the sky and
said...'where???'*
**They Walk among us!!*
***
While looking at a house, my brother asked the estate agent which direction
was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every
morning. She asked, 'Does the sun rise in the north?' When my brother
explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime, she shook
her head and said, 'Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff.' *
**They Walk Among Us!!*
****
My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard
one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she got on
her weekend drive to the beach. She drove down in a convertible, but 'didn't
think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving'.*
**They Walk Among Us!!!!*
***
I told the girl at the steakhouse register that I wanted the half kilogram
sirloin. She informed me they only had an 500g sirloin. Not wanting to
make a scene, I told her I would take the 500g steak instead of the
half-kgr.*
**They walk among us! *
****
My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it's designed to cut through a
seat belt if she gets trapped She keeps it in the boot...*
**They Walk Among Us!!!!!*
***
My friends and I were on a Lager run and noticed that the cases were
discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier
multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.... *
**They Walk Among Us!!!!!!*
***
I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring
attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, 'Wouldn't the chain rip
out every time she turned her head?' I had to explain that a person's nose
and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is
turned...*
**They Walk Among Us!!!!!!! *
***
I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the
lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up.
She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional
and I was in good hands. 'Now,' she asked me, 'Has your plane arrived
yet?'...*
**They Walk Among Us!!!!!!!!*
***
While working at a pizza parlour I observed a man ordering a small pizza to
go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut
into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding.
'Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6
pieces.*
**Yep, They Walk Among Us, too.!!!!!!!!*
*Sadly, not only do they walk among us, they also reproduce!!!!*
shouted...'Look at that dead bird!' Someone looked up at the sky and
said...'where???'*
**They Walk among us!!*
***
While looking at a house, my brother asked the estate agent which direction
was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every
morning. She asked, 'Does the sun rise in the north?' When my brother
explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime, she shook
her head and said, 'Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff.' *
**They Walk Among Us!!*
****
My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard
one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she got on
her weekend drive to the beach. She drove down in a convertible, but 'didn't
think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving'.*
**They Walk Among Us!!!!*
***
I told the girl at the steakhouse register that I wanted the half kilogram
sirloin. She informed me they only had an 500g sirloin. Not wanting to
make a scene, I told her I would take the 500g steak instead of the
half-kgr.*
**They walk among us! *
****
My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it's designed to cut through a
seat belt if she gets trapped She keeps it in the boot...*
**They Walk Among Us!!!!!*
***
My friends and I were on a Lager run and noticed that the cases were
discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier
multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.... *
**They Walk Among Us!!!!!!*
***
I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring
attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, 'Wouldn't the chain rip
out every time she turned her head?' I had to explain that a person's nose
and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is
turned...*
**They Walk Among Us!!!!!!! *
***
I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the
lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up.
She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional
and I was in good hands. 'Now,' she asked me, 'Has your plane arrived
yet?'...*
**They Walk Among Us!!!!!!!!*
***
While working at a pizza parlour I observed a man ordering a small pizza to
go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut
into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding.
'Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6
pieces.*
**Yep, They Walk Among Us, too.!!!!!!!!*
*Sadly, not only do they walk among us, they also reproduce!!!!*
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This is what i call dancing!
Check out Matthew Harding's videos on Where The Hell Is Matt?.
I Like the song!
What's the message of the video?
"Up to you, I'm just dancing":)
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Can't live without her!
She has been a faithful companion.
Together, we have been thru thick and thin,
summer and winter,
urban and bush,
Christmas and Chinese New Year:D
So glad that she is up and running again=)
Together, we have been thru thick and thin,
summer and winter,
urban and bush,
Christmas and Chinese New Year:D
So glad that she is up and running again=)
20080619
dub lew tea eff!!
Malaysia is ranked #7 in the Top 10: Horniest Countries on Askmen.com Australia Edition.
Datuk Seri Dr Chua contributed too lmao
I'm looking forward to visiting those horny hangouts that i didnt know about;)
Datuk Seri Dr Chua contributed too lmao
I'm looking forward to visiting those horny hangouts that i didnt know about;)
Associate Professor Roger Reeves...
Professor Reeves has been successfully looking at the properties of indium nitride and zinc-oxide that have the potential to significantly improve the efficiency of optoelectronic devices.
“Silicon solar cells are used to convert sunlight into electricity but can only achieve a maximum efficiency of around 35 per cent because they treat all wavelengths of sunlight equally – the high energy blue sunlight is treated the same as the lower energy red light. By being cleverer about the way the solar cell is constructed it becomes possible to get close to 100 per cent efficiency – but that requires the development of new semiconductor materials.”
“To see why this may be important we only need to look at the transformation of traffic lights. Five years ago a green traffic light consisted of a white light behind a green piece of glass. Most of the energy of the lamp was lost. Today we see traffic lights made of an array of green or yellow or red light-emitting diodes (LEDs). These LEDs are designed to emit light of only the colour wanted and thus there is very little energy wasted.”
http://www.comsdev.canterbury.ac.nz/news/2007/071109a.shtml
...and Dr David Wiltshire
“Dark energy is the largest contribution — 76 per cent — to the content of the universe in our present standard cosmology. It is postulated as a smooth energy in the vacuum of space, which makes the expansion of the universe want to accelerate,” Dr Wiltshire said.
“The first models were based on a very simple approximation where the universe is uniformly smooth and featureless, evolving the same way in all directions. Looking at the huge numbers of observations such as supernovae distances, cosmic microwave background radiation fluctuations and galaxy clustering statistics, and thinking about the many anomalies standard dark energy does not solve, I thought we had to be much more careful in the way we interpret the observations,” Dr Wiltshire said.
He said that the present universe was very lumpy and that galaxies were not uniformly distributed with huge voids hundreds of millions of light-years across.
Long before galaxies formed, matter was smoothly distributed and clock rates were the same everywhere. Now that it was “lumpy”, it was necessary to account for where the observer was when calibrating cosmic clocks.
A common analogy is that space curves around a massive object - just as a rubber sheet on a trampoline will stretch around a heavy cannon ball - and time slows down there.
“The flat edge of the rubber sheet is the reference point for our clocks. It is only the space beyond this flat edge that is expanding. Clock rates and the curvature of space can both vary gradually as you move across an expanding void.”
http://www.comsdev.canterbury.ac.nz/news/2008/080125c.shtml
“The first models were based on a very simple approximation where the universe is uniformly smooth and featureless, evolving the same way in all directions. Looking at the huge numbers of observations such as supernovae distances, cosmic microwave background radiation fluctuations and galaxy clustering statistics, and thinking about the many anomalies standard dark energy does not solve, I thought we had to be much more careful in the way we interpret the observations,” Dr Wiltshire said.
He said that the present universe was very lumpy and that galaxies were not uniformly distributed with huge voids hundreds of millions of light-years across.
Long before galaxies formed, matter was smoothly distributed and clock rates were the same everywhere. Now that it was “lumpy”, it was necessary to account for where the observer was when calibrating cosmic clocks.
A common analogy is that space curves around a massive object - just as a rubber sheet on a trampoline will stretch around a heavy cannon ball - and time slows down there.
“The flat edge of the rubber sheet is the reference point for our clocks. It is only the space beyond this flat edge that is expanding. Clock rates and the curvature of space can both vary gradually as you move across an expanding void.”
And, since mass slows down time, the clocks of observers in voids, where most of the empty space in the universe is, will appear to be ticking faster than the clocks of observers in galaxies.
It was this last feature, he said, that explained why dark energy was unnecessary.http://www.comsdev.canterbury.ac.nz/news/2008/080125c.shtml
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