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Badminton Rules!

1) In order to score a player must land his cock in his opponent’s court. 2) Players may only handle their cock before serving or after scoring. 3) If a player does not get their cock into his opponent’s court for any reason then he does not score and cannot try again until he has service again. 4) Damaged cocks should not be used as this can cause irritation to the court surface. 5) Rubber covers are advised for safety as they are about 99% less likely to damage the court. 6) Courts with warn or damaged patches should not be used for at least two weeks. 7) If while playing the cock lands out of the court the players should clean up and carry on with the game unless they are too tired. 8) The type of cock and size of court should not affect players enjoyment of the game. 9) Large courts are not advisable for play as generally they have been overused in the past. 10) If the opponent is not ready to receive a service for any reason, play should be suspended. 11) To aid play, the players should keep an eye on their cock and the court at all times. 12) To increase service length, the server can use a different type of raquet, this is more likely to stimulate interesting play. 13) If the game does not envolve mixed singles then the area of play should be changed. 14) Always remember if you serve too high your cock may get stuck in the lights!